June 2012
Call Me Maybe (cover) | Fleet Foxes
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i can't believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
pricksatmywindow:
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
lousbianqueen:
my laptop is hotter than me and that’s a problem
thelordofthebutts:
if you’ve ever tried to have a conversation with me i am so so sorry
